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What is Winner Music? What are winner sounds?
Winners don't do youtube fulltime, and use Spotify sparingly
What is winner music?
We don't know. It's easier to say what it isn't.
- It's rarely all male groups.
- It's never 'authentic'
- It's never racist, or Tory.
- It's hard to define, but often obvious
- Do the group look like pricks? Are they rude to fans,
journalists, waiters, strangers?
- when we hear the song, or see the group, or watch the video, do
we get tingles?
- Does the song get near the triptych (reminder, in order: New,
original, good?)
Too vague?
- Queen - as a group - were winner, and then they played Sun
City. So - Under Pressure and Rhapsody still are. Group isn't
- Betty Boo, yes. Swans no.
- It can be - and often is - just one great song.
- Barbers, hen nights, betting shops, Top Shop, cabs, house
parties - winner sounds thrive here
- But not only there- it's not only hits, Western pop, or
bubblegum
- It's neither measured on sales alone (many No 1s are not
winner) nor created by niche experimentation (many non hits both
deserve their fate *and* are Important - still not winner)
- Winner sounds put a spring in our step or a rocket up our
bum
Winners don't do youtube fulltime, and use Spotify sparingly
Turn your radio up, ask strangers what they're listening to,
buy some records this week
Tell us why we're wrong - or right! @winnersounds or email
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Bye now